neveralarch

The Ancient Chain of Rassilon
Fandom: Gallifrey
Rating: gen
Characters: Romana & Gallifrey ensemble
Wordcount: 3,500ish
Summary:
"Well," said Romana, after the third day in which the ancient chain of Rassilon had inconveniently failed to turn up where it was supposed to be. "The important thing is not to panic."

Originally written for the Pride and Politics Gallifrey fanzine!


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Gimme Something, Anything, Please
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: adult
Characters: Kakashi/Gai
Wordcount: 3,000ish
Summary:
"Kakashi!" Gai put his hands on his hips, puffing up his chest and grinning broadly as the door closed behind him. "Your handsome, beloved, youthful rival has returned!"

After a long mission, Gai is ready to greet his man of destiny with all the passion in his burning heart. Kakashi, on the other hand... Well, Kakashi just started a new book. (Bored and ignored kink)


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Wear Your Body Like a Costume
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: adult
Characters: Kakashi/Gai
Wordcount: 4,900ish
Summary:
“Now,” the announcer yelled, “the man you’ve all been waiting for! The myth! The legend! The blue beast of Konoha!”

Gai goes to the local strip club's ladies' night with his friends, who are very eager for him to see the headliner. Maybe too eager. But despite Gai's misgivings, there are some welcome surprises in store.

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Not only did Naruto start happening to me again in 2024, it's still happening to me in 2025...

Crescent Bruises and Towel Dried Hair
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: adult
Characters: Kakashi/Gai
Chapter wordcount: 4,700ish
Summary:
When Kakashi and Gai have sex, it's usually Kakashi calling the shots. But he wants to do something nice for Gai this time. Even if, for some reason, that involves letting Gai be nice to him.

(Sadist Kakashi tries very very hard to give Gai his perfect hurt/comfort fantasy.)

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Too Much
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: adult
Characters: Kakashi/Gai
Chapter wordcount: 9,200ish
Summary:
Gai discovers that his boyfriend (boyfriend!!) Kakashi is, ah, attending to his own needs when he thinks Gai is too busy to have sex with him. Well, Gai is never too busy for Kakashi! And he's going to prove it!


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So I wrote this fic almost exactly a decade ago and never did any editing past the first draft despite receiving some really helpful beta notes because it seemed hard and I lost interest. The writing isn't polished, the set up is a thin excuse for kink, but my buddy Dez has convinced me to let it be free into the world because it's Fun haha. Enjoy!

The Adventure of the Forged Statues
Fandom: The Great Mouse Detective
Rating: adult
Characters: Basil/Ratigan
Wordcount: 9,700ish
Summary:
When Ratigan falls ill upon arrest, Basil takes it upon himself to nurse his nemesis back to health so that he can stand trial and be properly convicted of his many numerous crimes. Basil has no ulterior motives. Absolutely, positively none at all.

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Me and Dez have been writing tons and tons of Kakagai fic, and I'm behind on fic posts. So here's two! They're from a series that also includes two great fics by Dez.

Torn Green Paper
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: adult
(see tags/notes for details)
Characters: Kakashi/Gai
Wordcount: 21,100ish
Summary:
Outside of ANBU headquarters, there is a bulletin. A particular, infamous bulletin. Anyone can post, in theory, but in practice it ends up being a certain kind of person.

Might Gai is not the usual kind of person. Obviously, Kakashi can’t just leave this alone.

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Exposure Therapy
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: adult
(mostly cuck stuff, see tags/notes for details)
Characters: Kakashi/Gai
Wordcount: 4,000ish
Summary:
Kakashi doesn't like seeing Gai with other men. He doesn't like seeing the way Gai smiles at them, or the way they smile back. He doesn't like thinking about the day when Gai inevitably finds someone better to spend his time with.

But he needs to stop snapping at shadows. Maybe if he can just get used to the idea...

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This fic has spoilers for the Dungeon Meshi manga ending! Watch out!!

Becoming
Fandom: Dungeon Meshi
Rating: gen
Characters: Kabru & Laios, Falin, Mithrun
Wordcount: 2100ish
Summary:
The thing was, Kabru had expected Laios to turn back.

(Kabru and the monster king of the Golden Country)


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Ambulatory
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: pg
Characters: Kakashi & Gai (pre-slash)
Wordcount: 2400ish
Summary:
Kakashi's meds had been a problem ever since he joined Anbu, and Gai felt completely inadequate to offer any help. He understood the necessity—you cared for wounds to make them better, and chronic injuries required attention and support too. But wounds in the mind seemed more troublesome than cuts or strains or even poison. No one ever said 'oh, that antidote didn't work. Let's wait three weeks and try another one.' Or 'hmm, maybe your body doesn't like stitches, let's try letting it scar instead.'

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Never Counted Backwards
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(Hypnosis, explicit sex)
Characters: Hound/Mirage, Hound/Jazz/Mirage
Wordcount: 2500ish
Summary:

Someone's sent Mirage a program in a blatantly obvious, amateurish attempt to hypnotize him. Well, he won't fall for it. He'll simply take the time to observe its objectives and capabilities, and then report it to his chain of command.

...Any second now.

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