neveralarch

Stress Test (written with Neery)
Fandom: Transformers (TFP)
Rating: adult
(explicit sex, nonconsensual drug use - see fic for more detailed tags and warnings)
Characters: Megatron/Starscream
Wordcount: 7000ish
Summary:
Megatron believes that his relationship with Starscream has moved on from the bad early days. Starscream isn't so ready to forgive and forget.

(The long-awaited third fic in a series exploring TFP Megatron's uneasy relationships with sex, control, and Starscream, following Manufactured for Use and Minimum Acceptable Standards.)

Read it on the AO3!

Happy new year! I only wrote one Yuletide story this year, but I had fun with it :)

Split Stitch (4125 words) for FitzKreiner
Fandom: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
Rating: Teen
(Brief references to sex and violence)
Characters: Gawain/Lady Bertilak, Gawain/Bertilak de Hautdesert
Summary: The Lord and Lady Bertilak are friendly, hospitable, playful people. Gawain endeavors to keep up with them.

This is fic for the folktale, rather than the movie. Basically I took it, shook it up in a can with some gender stuff, and poured it back out again. Thanks so much to Dez for cheerleading and betaing when I was struggling with it!

I also received TWO fics:

Lair Actions (7490 words) by 20thcenturyvole
Fandom: Murderbot Diaries
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Murderbot, ART
Summary: I’m a magic clockwork zombie and nobody can tell me what to do.

Many Worlds, One Murderbot (1050 words) by 20thcenturyvole
Fandom: Murderbot Diaries
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Murderbot, ensemble
Summary: Five universes that Murderbot doesn't have to deal with.

Both of these are based on a very broad prompt I gave that boiled down to AUs PLEASE. Lair Actions is a really lovely fantasy AU and Many Worlds has 5 different AU ficlets - it's just so fun to see Murderbot causing problems in other contexts haha.

Human Rhythm
Fandom: Transformers (G1)
Rating: gen
Characters: Jazz, Carly, Chip, G1 ensemble
Wordcount: 1100ish
Summary:
“Hey,” said Jazz, “what kinda instrument is that?”

Jazz learns about beat boxing.

Read it on the AO3!

Giving Head
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: adult
(explicit sex - see tags)
Characters: Chromedome/Rewind, Chromedome/Other(s)
Wordcount: 4300ish
Summary:
The 'headmaster' mod is risky, for obvious reasons—it concentrates the two most important elements of Rossum's trinity in the helm, making the processor and the spark easy targets for a stray blaster shot. Most medics won't even consider performing it.

Rewind sets up Chromedome's frame for public use in the washracks, and then takes Chromedome's helm away to have fun somewhere else.

Read it on the AO3!

This is now complete! And I can finally get my brain back into my wips haha

Loose Hips
Fandom: Transformers
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex.)
Characters: Jazz & Prowl, Prowl/Others
Wordcount: 9500ish
Summary:
"Right, me'n Red have been doing a security assessment, and we've narrowed it down to one, crucial, actionable threat." Jazz produced a clicker and advanced to the next slide. "Prowl's dating life."

Jazz tries (and fails) to come to grips with Prowl's private affairs.

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Loose Hips
1/?
Fandom: Transformers
Rating: adult
(Eventual explicit sex.)
Characters: Jazz & Prowl, pairings to come
Wordcount: 750ish so far
Summary:
"Right, me'n Red have been doing a security assessment, and we've narrowed it down to one, crucial, actionable threat." Jazz produced a clicker and advanced to the next slide. "Prowl's dating life."

Jazz tries (and fails) to come to grips with Prowl's private affairs.
(A very fast and loose series for Prowl Exes Week)

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The Delegation Shuffle
Fandom: Transformers (SG)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex, oviposition.)
Characters: Jazz/Prowl, Jazz/Optimus, Ironhide/Jazz
Wordcount: 4800ish
Summary:
"They feel really good going in," said Prowl, "but now there's so many and it's real hard to walk or sit down or, like, do anything. Can't you take some of them?"
SG Jazz achieves the next stage of his sexual enlightenment.

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Heavy in Your Arms
with DesdemonaKaylose, Chapter 1 of 2
Fandom: Transformers (SG)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex, mutual noncon.)
Characters: Pharma/Tarn, background Pharma/Ratchet
Wordcount: 5000ish
Summary:
Tarn’s team discovered the survivor in the wreckage of a field hospital.

Tarn tries to rescue Pharma; Pharma returns the favor.

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Have and Hold
Fandom: Transformers (IDW/Nonsense AU)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex.)
Characters: Prowl/Rung, background Impactor/Rung
Wordcount: 1900ish
Summary:
Prowl visits his employee's new conjunx, just to see how the mech is settling in.

(A pwp sequel to Someone Borrowed because I just. I just need more cuck Rung.)

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Discovery Channel
Fandom: Transformers (IDW/Beast Wars)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex.)
Characters: Dinobot/Rattrap
Wordcount: 3200ish
Summary:

Rattrap's got a brand-new piece of equipment, just so he can climb on top of his brand-new Eukarian conjunx and spark him up for peace or whatever. It's like something out of a bad xeno porn flick. He's so into it.

(A pwp sequel to Dez's IDW Dinotrap arranged marriage fic Old Soldiers.)

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Reviewer Two
Fandom: Transformers (IDW/All media)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex.)
Characters: Minimus/Starscream
Wordcount: 5400ish
Summary:
If Starscream ever meets that fragging Reviewer Two, he's gonna make him wish he'd never even heard of academic peer-review. He's gonna be wiping up energon for weeks.

If Minimus ever meets that anonymous author, he's going to shake his hand and tell him how much he appreciates his tireless attention to Minimus' comments. Perhaps they might even have a lively little discussion!

(A Starmin academia AU, because I cannot be stopped nor contained.)

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Someone Borrowed
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex, exhibitionism, cuckolding vibes, and light dom/sub.)
Characters: Impactor/Megatron/Rung
Wordcount: 8100ish
Summary:
Impactor's got a new job, a new house, and, improbably, a new sweet little conjunx that he 'found' languishing in the senate's dubious care. Megatron's happy for him. Really, he is.

Read it on the AO3!

So Dez was like 'hey here's a horny idea that's never gonna be a fic' and then Nev was like 'hehehehe' and then Dez went 'okay I wrote 4 pages, are you satisfied now you monster' and then Nev wrote 4 more pages in a rampage and then it. Metastasized into this even hornier irredeemable nonsense. Enjoy.

Ship in a Bottle
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: gen
Characters: Pharma, Rung, Ratchet
Wordcount: 1400ish
Summary:

The little model ship was a delicate, intricate thing. Pharma held it carefully, forcing optical sensors optimized for identifying injuries and medical supplies to focus instead on the individually painted windows and the graceful arch of its engines.

Pharma ignores some attempts at therapy, and Ratchet does his best to ignore the situation entirely.

(Part 3 of the Medibot Pharma AU)

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Educational
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: adult
(references to off-screen sex)
Characters: Megatron, Optimus, Starscream, Rung
Wordcount: 1800ish
Summary:

Megatron and Optimus record a newspark history lesson, which of course goes perfectly for everyone.

A little Banners from the Turrets/Decepticon Rung AU story, picking up from this convo in Operating Instructions:

“It’s all right.” Rung patted Sunstorm’s arm. “It’s a history thing. Megatron volunteered to give you history lessons along with his friend Optimus, won’t that be nice? And they’re recording a set of downloads for all the newsparks.”
“I only volunteered because I wasn’t letting Optimus create those downloads alone,” grumbled Megatron. “Now there’s a committee. And a script! Have you seen the ending, Starscream? We’re supposed to link arms and say something sappy about peace uniting us all. No doubt some bureaucrat will want us to add a loving kiss to really sell the new Cybertron.”
“Hmm.” Starscream smiled. “Well, I’m sure Optimus won’t mind.”
“What’s that supposed to—”

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Grit in the Mechanism
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: gen
(off-screen body modification)
Characters: Pharma, Ratchet
Wordcount: 960ish
Summary:

Pharma wakes up, and nothing is what it used to be.

(A Pharma on the Lost Light AU)

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The Mating Call
Fandom: Transformers (G1)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Skywarp/Starscream/Thundercracker
Wordcount: 3,200ish
Summary:

The noise woke Starscream up a full two hours before his alarm was set to go off.

A brood X cicada AU where forged mechs spend seventeen years growing underground before digging their way out ready to Yell and Frag. Cold-constructed Starscream is fed up with the whole thing, until Skywarp and Thundercracker start yelling at him...

(Listen, sometimes you're walking around the woods taking pictures of cicadas and you say 'wouldn't it be cool if...' and then your friends don't stop you at all.)

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The Vending Machine
Fandom: Transformers (G1)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Starscream
Wordcount: 3,800
Summary:

The vending machine was made of clear transparisteel, decorated with glimmering lights that invited the optic and tantalized the processor. Inside, held in a suspended kneeling position, was the seeker.

Megatron has a bit of a crush on one of the seekers who works at his local bar. Tonight he decides to do something about it.

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Gift of the Matrix
Fandom: Transformers (Cartoon G1)
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Optimus Prime, Starscream
Wordcount: 3,000ish
Summary:

"I know his spike is big," murmured Megatron to himself. "I know it is."

Megatron and Optimus are trying to resize their arrays to match without, you know, actually talking to each other. Luckily Starscream is here to help.

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Fidelity Blues
Fandom: Transformers (Shattered Glass)
Rating: adult
(Cuck kink, Explicit sex)
Relationships: Jazz/Prowl, Prowl/Ratchet, Prowl/Other(s)
Wordcount: 2,900ish
Summary:
"Doll," Jazz said. "Sweetcheeks. Hon. Tell me that's not what I think it is."

Jazz loves his conjunx Prowl, but Prowl really struggles with complicated relationship terms like 'monogamy' or 'fidelity' or 'please stop saying yes to any rando who asks if he can come on your tits.' Luckily Jazz has a plan to save a little something for himself.

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Your Bloodstained Laurel Wreath
Chapter 1 of 4; with DesdemonaKaylose
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: adult
(Many warnings, listed on the fic)
Relationships: Rung/Pharma, Megatron/Rung, Pharma/Tarn
Wordcount, this chapter: 5,400ish
Summary:

“Ah,” said Tarn. “CMO Rung. I seem to have found something of… yours.”
“I can see that,” said Rung, forcing his voice calm and a little disdainful. “Would you put him down, please?”

In a risky move for his situation, Decepticon CMO Rung rescues captive Autobot Pharma from Tarn's custody. But while he expects to be the one protecting Pharma, he now finds himself in a new precarious position with Megatron—both his commander and his estranged lover. And this love is a love that can never seem to entirely let go...

A different take on Decepticon Rung, only somewhat related to our Banners from the Turrets series.

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Yuletide reveals!

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fic: The Delegation Shuffle

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fic: Have and Hold

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