neveralarch

The Sword and the Pylon
Fandom: Transformers canon soup
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Optimus, Deadlock/Starscream, ensemble
Wordcount: 20k-ish
Summary:

My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.

(A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by me, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)

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This Meeting Could Have Been an Erotic Hypnosis Video
Fandom: IDW
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Rodimus/Ultra Magnus
Wordcount: 3300ish
Summary:
"This guided datawork module will assist you with maintaining focus and completing tasks in a timely manner. If you wish to exit the module at any time, please say 'stop' or 'discontinue.' Are you ready to proceed?"

Ultra Magnus tries to make datawork 'sexy.'

(Saw this post yesterday, was seized by the demon of inspiration and also eagerly cheered on by Dez.)

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Thanks to Dez and James for constantly distracting me from what I'm planning to write haha. The whole fic is done, and will be posted over the next week or so.

A Miracle Opened Wide chapter 1/4
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
Characters: Jazz/Ratchet
Wordcount: 3900ish so far
Summary:
When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he's going to mess around with bondage. Jazz doesn't seem to mind the idea of Ratchet sitting in - he even encourages Ratchet to take a more active role. Which just makes it even more confusing when everything goes wrong.

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Another epilogue fic for Downward Spiral! One more to go!

Flip Switch
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(explicit sex)
Characters: Aglet/Jazz/Springer
Wordcount: 3700ish
Summary:
Jazz isn't subbing anymore. He doesn't need it. He's got his own sweet sub to take care of—hell, he doesn't even need to go to the kink club when he can just spend quality time with Springer at home.

Funny how he's on his knees again, huh.

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I finished Weld Lines, and now I'm on to epilogue fics haha. Will I ever be free??

Settling Down
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Vortex
Wordcount: 4600ish
Summary:
First Aid's lost his first, favorite toy. He'll have to settle for Vortex instead.

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Catching up with two fic posts from my dark Texaidspring series:

Soot Tracks
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Springer/Vortex
Wordcount: 5300ish
Summary:
Springer hasn't been recharging right. He wakes up in the night, coolant tanks choking on empty, arousal coiling up his struts, the ghost of a touch lingering in his processor.

It's a good thing he has First Aid to help him get better.

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and

Tin Can
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Springer/Vortex
Wordcount: 4600ish
Summary:
The war’s over, and First Aid’s out of spark prison. It’s time to make amends.

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A Practical Arrangement
Fandom: Transformers IDW
Rating: teen
(suggestive language, kissing)
Characters: Minimus Ambus | Ultra Magnus/Starscream, Prowl, Chromedome, Dominus Ambus, Rewind
Wordcount: 15500ish
Summary:
Minimus Ambus just wants to be left alone. He has his obligations to the Ambus house, a busy schedule as a socialite and dilettante… and a secret nine-to-five moonlighting as Ultra Magnus, bureaucrat extraordinaire and the conscience of Iacon. Really, he has enough to do without bringing in romance.

That all changes when his brother Dominus informs him that a match has been made between the Ambus house and the exiled Winglord of Vos. Minimus’ new conjunx, Starscream, seems to be hiding something. Minimus can’t quite put his finger on what… but maybe Ultra Magnus can.

AKA Dominus sells his brother to One Direction some guy he met at a party, Minimus is a romantic heroine who just wants to BE BIG and FILL OUT FORMS, and Starscream is doing Anastasia only he's the exiled nobility AND the conman AND the murderous revolutionaries. Illustrations by seekertrine / nfcprotocol. Written for the TF Big Bang 2022!


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Oil in the Seams
Fandom: Transformers IDW
Rating: adult
(explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Optimus, Megatron/Rung/Starscream, Megatron/Other(s)
Wordcount: 4800ish
Summary:
After a casual encounter with Optimus, Megatron begins to realize some things about himself. It's embarrassing to have a sexuality crisis when you're millions of years old and happily conjunxed to Primus (with a live-in Starscream to boot), but no one seems interested in helping him avoid it.

A Banners from the Turrets fic about the mortifying ordeal of realizing you're into bears.

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True Love
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self Saving System
Rating: pg
(light violence, non-explicit nudity)
Characters: Mobei Jun/Shang Qinghua
Wordcount: 3900ish
Summary:
Shang Qinghua is cursed to be silent until true love sets him free. He's pretty sure that's never going to happen.

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The Kind You Clean Up with a Mop and Bucket
Fandom: Transformers (G1)
Rating: adult
(explicit sex - see fic for more detailed tags and warnings)
Characters: Vortex/First Aid
Wordcount: 2600ish
Summary:
Vortex and First Aid have some fun and ruin some washracks.

Inspired by this perfect tweet: pet play but the pet is pretending to be an illegally kept alligator living in a bathtub

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