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Never Counted Backwards
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(Hypnosis, explicit sex)
Characters: Hound/Mirage, Hound/Jazz/Mirage
Wordcount: 2500ish
Summary:

Someone's sent Mirage a program in a blatantly obvious, amateurish attempt to hypnotize him. Well, he won't fall for it. He'll simply take the time to observe its objectives and capabilities, and then report it to his chain of command.

...Any second now.

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The Sword and the Pylon
Fandom: Transformers canon soup
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Optimus, Deadlock/Starscream, ensemble
Wordcount: 20k-ish
Summary:

My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.

(A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by me, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)

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Over the Counter
Fandom: IDW
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Impactor/Sunstreaker, Impactor/Sunstreaker/Whirl
Wordcount: 4500ish
Summary:

All the edging is starting to take a toll on Impactor's circuits. He's gotta overload. Ratchet practically prescribed him an overload. The only problem is, he's not sure he wants one.

Sunny takes care of it for him.

(Part 2 of my Impactor/Sunstreaker nonsense AU)

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This Meeting Could Have Been an Erotic Hypnosis Video
Fandom: IDW
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex)
Characters: Rodimus/Ultra Magnus
Wordcount: 3300ish
Summary:
"This guided datawork module will assist you with maintaining focus and completing tasks in a timely manner. If you wish to exit the module at any time, please say 'stop' or 'discontinue.' Are you ready to proceed?"

Ultra Magnus tries to make datawork 'sexy.'

(Saw this post yesterday, was seized by the demon of inspiration and also eagerly cheered on by Dez.)

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Taking a break from my big bang fic to write some truly dystopian Pharma/Ratchet

Positive Reinforcement
Fandom: TFA
Rating: adult
(Explicit sex, power imbalance)
Characters: Pharma/Ratchet
Wordcount: 2500ish (Chapter 1)
Summary:
Before the war, Ratchet was the supervisor for his hospital's Decepticon medical technicians. He only used the best, research-driven management techniques.

Chapter 1: Ratchet helps Pharma soothe his aggressive impulses with some manual stimulation. Pharma is very normal about it.
Chapter 2 (coming soon): In the middle of the war, Ratchet is captured by a Decepticon cruiser and finds himself at the mercy of his long-lost technician.


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Thanks to Dez and James for constantly distracting me from what I'm planning to write haha. The whole fic is done, and will be posted over the next week or so.

A Miracle Opened Wide chapter 1/4
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
Characters: Jazz/Ratchet
Wordcount: 3900ish so far
Summary:
When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he's going to mess around with bondage. Jazz doesn't seem to mind the idea of Ratchet sitting in - he even encourages Ratchet to take a more active role. Which just makes it even more confusing when everything goes wrong.

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The last epilogue for Downward Spiral we MADE it

The Universe
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: teen
Characters: Rung, Jazz/Springer
Wordcount: 3800ish
Summary:
Springer starts the rest of his life.

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Another epilogue fic for Downward Spiral! One more to go!

Flip Switch
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(explicit sex)
Characters: Aglet/Jazz/Springer
Wordcount: 3700ish
Summary:
Jazz isn't subbing anymore. He doesn't need it. He's got his own sweet sub to take care of—hell, he doesn't even need to go to the kink club when he can just spend quality time with Springer at home.

Funny how he's on his knees again, huh.

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Hello I live in rare pair hell now

Stretched Lace
Fandom: Transformers IDW
Rating: adult
(see tags for content notes)
Characters: Impactor/Sunstreaker
Wordcount: 6200ish
Summary:
Sunstreaker and Impactor aren't a thing. They just hook up sometimes, try some stuff out. Impactor's not that into it, it's just that he's stuck on this ship and there's no one else worth doing. They'll probably get bored and stop soon.

Anyway, that's why Impactor's spending his precious station time buying lingerie.

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I finished Weld Lines, and now I'm on to epilogue fics haha. Will I ever be free??

Settling Down
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Vortex
Wordcount: 4600ish
Summary:
First Aid's lost his first, favorite toy. He'll have to settle for Vortex instead.

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A very belated happy new year - I got sick right before New Years and I've been shuffling my way thru a sinus infection ever since :( But! There is Yuletide to sustain me.

I wrote one fic:

Summoning
Fandom: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Rating: gen
Characters: Nathaniel, Bartimaeus, Kitty Jones
Wordcount: 1600ish
Summary:
Nathaniel returns to the land of the living. There are, however, a few conditions.

A fix-it for the Bartimaeus trilogy. These are Good Books and I really do love the more tragic/melancholy ending... But I crave chaotic cheerful trios so. Here you are.

And! I got Wimsey fic!

The Convoluted Conundrum of the Poached Rabbit by curtaincall
Fandom: Peter Wimsey
Rating: gen
Characters: Peter/Harriet
Wordcount: 4800ish
Summary:
The Agricultural Show is in less than a month—and the three-time champion rabbit has just gone missing.

A Peter and Harriet adventure! It's such a warm and thoughtful fic, with some intense moments of suspense - really a feat for a story about a missing rabbit. Non-murder detective stories are truly my fave genre. Also. Peter and Harriet ;-; I love them
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Catching up with two fic posts from my dark Texaidspring series:

Soot Tracks
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Springer/Vortex
Wordcount: 5300ish
Summary:
Springer hasn't been recharging right. He wakes up in the night, coolant tanks choking on empty, arousal coiling up his struts, the ghost of a touch lingering in his processor.

It's a good thing he has First Aid to help him get better.

Read it on the AO3!

and

Tin Can
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Springer/Vortex
Wordcount: 4600ish
Summary:
The war’s over, and First Aid’s out of spark prison. It’s time to make amends.

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Sentient Beings
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(dark fic, see tags and notes for full warnings)
Characters: First Aid/Springer/Vortex
Wordcount: 5100ish
Summary:
First Aid is in love, and it only took a few adjustments to get his boyfriend Springer exactly the way he wants him. He's not entirely sure about letting Vortex come play with them, but it would be selfish not to share, right?

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A Practical Arrangement
Fandom: Transformers IDW
Rating: teen
(suggestive language, kissing)
Characters: Minimus Ambus | Ultra Magnus/Starscream, Prowl, Chromedome, Dominus Ambus, Rewind
Wordcount: 15500ish
Summary:
Minimus Ambus just wants to be left alone. He has his obligations to the Ambus house, a busy schedule as a socialite and dilettante… and a secret nine-to-five moonlighting as Ultra Magnus, bureaucrat extraordinaire and the conscience of Iacon. Really, he has enough to do without bringing in romance.

That all changes when his brother Dominus informs him that a match has been made between the Ambus house and the exiled Winglord of Vos. Minimus’ new conjunx, Starscream, seems to be hiding something. Minimus can’t quite put his finger on what… but maybe Ultra Magnus can.

AKA Dominus sells his brother to One Direction some guy he met at a party, Minimus is a romantic heroine who just wants to BE BIG and FILL OUT FORMS, and Starscream is doing Anastasia only he's the exiled nobility AND the conman AND the murderous revolutionaries. Illustrations by seekertrine / nfcprotocol. Written for the TF Big Bang 2022!


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Personal Massager
Fandom: Transformers G1
Rating: adult
(explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Starscream
Wordcount: 2700ish
Summary:
Megatron has a headache, and the cure (unfortunately) involves a certain horrible seeker.

Chapter 1: Starscream bullies Megatron with his massive spike
Chapter 2 (forthcoming): Skywarp and Thundercracker bully Starscream with his massive spike

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Oil in the Seams
Fandom: Transformers IDW
Rating: adult
(explicit sex)
Characters: Megatron/Optimus, Megatron/Rung/Starscream, Megatron/Other(s)
Wordcount: 4800ish
Summary:
After a casual encounter with Optimus, Megatron begins to realize some things about himself. It's embarrassing to have a sexuality crisis when you're millions of years old and happily conjunxed to Primus (with a live-in Starscream to boot), but no one seems interested in helping him avoid it.

A Banners from the Turrets fic about the mortifying ordeal of realizing you're into bears.

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Ganymede at the Pawnshop
Fandom: Transformers
Rating: adult
(explicit sex, daddy kink)
Characters: Jazz/Rung
Wordcount: 6300ish
Summary:
Jazz meets God in a bar.

“What’s a daddy?” asked Rung. “Is it, ah, good?”
“Oh, it’s good, Daddy,” said Jazz. "But organic slang's hard to explain and it’s awful noisy in here. You wanna go someplace where I can give you a demo instead?"


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fic: True Love

6/5/22 03:50 pm
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True Love
Fandom: The Scum Villain's Self Saving System
Rating: pg
(light violence, non-explicit nudity)
Characters: Mobei Jun/Shang Qinghua
Wordcount: 3900ish
Summary:
Shang Qinghua is cursed to be silent until true love sets him free. He's pretty sure that's never going to happen.

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I never actually posted my chocobox fics here - doing this one now that it suddenly has a surprise second chapter for those of you who already read the first, haha.

The Do-Over Anniversary
Fandom: Transformers (IDW)
Rating: adult
(explicit sex - see fic for more detailed tags and warnings)
Characters: Pharma/Ratchet
Wordcount: 4600ish
Summary:
Pharma absolutely out of his helm horny over Ratchet in a collar (and other accessories).

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The Kind You Clean Up with a Mop and Bucket
Fandom: Transformers (G1)
Rating: adult
(explicit sex - see fic for more detailed tags and warnings)
Characters: Vortex/First Aid
Wordcount: 2600ish
Summary:
Vortex and First Aid have some fun and ruin some washracks.

Inspired by this perfect tweet: pet play but the pet is pretending to be an illegally kept alligator living in a bathtub

Read it on the AO3!

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