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I've almost finished a draft of my Yuletide fic, so here's this nonsense.

The Square Peg

Inspector Rebus
Rating: adult
Characters: John Rebus/Malcolm Fox, Malcolm Fox/Siobhan Clarke, John Rebus/Deborah Quant, Siobhan Clarke/John Rebus
Wordcount: 9000ish
Summary: John Rebus, sex instructor.

A/N: Writing fic for a nonexistent fandom, in three steps:
1. I'm really enjoying these books. I'm so glad that Rebus and Clarke have a strong platonic relationship. I wish there was less of this Clarke/Fox nonsense, and that Rebus didn't accidentally have sex with every other woman he meets.
2. Wait, why isn't there a horde of explicit John Rebus fics on AO3? Where is my filthy 'John Rebus has sex with everyone' 50k opus?
3. Do I have to write it???

It's not the 50k opus of my heart, but here it is. I've been reading the books in no kind of order, but this is probably set somewhere between Even Dogs in the Wild (which I have read) and Rather Be the Devil (which I haven't).

Read it on the AO3!

This fic is part of my ongoing experiments in writing by voice memo. It takes approximately 3 hours of talking to write 9k of pwp (significantly faster than my typing average, although that involved 12 car rides of varying length). On the other hand, it took me almost exactly a month to get through transcribing and editing all of it.
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