Hey People

Does anybody have time for an emergency beta? I have two Gallifrey fics here that I need help with, and maybe they're for a ficathon that maybe is getting due, um, today and tomorrow, and I would really like to turn them in. I even had a beta for the first one, but his words: "I think there are things wrong with it, but I'm not sure, and I think you should ask someone else." (It is G-rated crack, basically.)

The second one turned unexpectedly long and moody and complicated. It was supposed to be short and silly, idek. I will probably suck it up and turn it in if no one has time. (It is NC-17 het.)

[ETA: they are both between 3 and 4k, that sounds like it might be useful information.]

Iiiii usually have my life more together than this.