I just died, and already you're whinging at me," said the Colonel. "I have to warn you that I'm currently highly impressionable. You might scar me for the rest of this life."

This line practically had *me* dead...with laughter. In fact, I couldn't get the grin off my face from beginning to end. I ♥ this fic so much.

The War Chief trying to turn Narvin into his replacement Doctor was hilarious. Especially since Narvin is a *terrible* replacement Doctor as the Doctor tends to let his nemesis escape, whereas Narvin just shoots him.