I'm really glad that you would read that By the Sword fic because I already have 2200 words of it and I'm pretty sure that you constitute my audience for that fandom.

And I can def make you a card! The only things I can think of off the top of my head are indeed 'kidfic' and possibly 'pretending to be married' or 'actually being married' but I will make a run at coming up with a full bingo card's worth of stuff. (It will probably only be sort of accurate, but we'll see.)