Oh man I haven't even read most of it and I have to hurry off and come back later, but that is like the best Two era fic I've ever seen, especially the dialogue and characterisation. It's like listening to a Big Finish audio with Two, Zoe and Jamie!

"Well, there was that time when the inhabitants of Carzucon refused to share the lemonade, yes, now that you mention it," said the Doctor. He brought his hands away from the doors, folding them and tapping at his pursed lips. "But I really don't think there's much chance of that happening again, they were such uniquely awful people."

Oh Two <3