Man, sometimes I just can't stop thinking about Time Lord condom hats and I have to write it down :| It's a compulsion. I'm glad you liked it (especially the puns, they're my favorite).

The humming is still Starman - it was a hit during the early seventies. But the Master could definitely hum annoying static. Also, I apologize for sullying hats! I wear them too, and there are milliners in my family and, actually, this is going to be a bit awkward when I'm back home, surrounded by hats. Hm.