Maybe! I'm usually in New York in the summer, and Boston isn't super far away. Last year I drove down and made a whole big trip out of it - I dunno what my situation will be once I graduate, but hopefully I can at least keep going until I win my potato masher. Also, your description of your sabre prowess sounds about on par with my foil skills, haha. I keep trying, but something doesn't click in my head about the timing, I think.

There's segway jousting, for sure. You could definitely adapt it to fencing. OR WHEELCHAIR FENCING, wheelchair fencing is incredibly badass. It looks like so much fun.