It may be obvious that when I say 'help please' what I really mean is 'listen to me complain while I work on this in the back of mind.' But actually this is all a lot of help! Except now I want to name him Theoren. Or Theory. Why is Theory a real name? Theory Foreman. Not as heavy as John Foreman, so, improvement?

I hadn't seen that! Oh man, I hope all my quibbles about writing get answered with historical 'who's on first' parodies. Though I should mention that I have expanded from having seen all the songs to having seen all the stupid deaths as well.