tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221 neveralarch neveralarch 2025-05-21T20:12:45Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:130935 2025-05-21T20:12:45Z 2025-05-21T20:12:45Z public 0 <b>Impulse Control</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 2,600ish<br />Summary:<br />In a moment of weakness, Kakashi does it. He pinches Gai's chest through the jumpsuit. He won't lie and say he couldn't help it, but Gai just looked so cute... And he looks even cuter after Kakashi pinches him.<br /><br />Now that Kakashi knows what Gai looks like when he's turned on and embarrassed, he's having a lot of trouble ignoring his impulses.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/65772403">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=130935" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:130293 2025-04-15T17:50:32Z 2025-04-15T17:50:32Z public 3 <b>Curl You Right Round My Finger</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 3,600ish<br />Summary:<br /><i>Kakashi!! </i>Kakashi<i> didn't have a dom! It was absurd. Gai knew why </i>he<i> struggled to maintain even casual scene partners. He was too loud, too brash, too much the stereotype of the overbearing dom. As he'd grown taller and broader as a young man, his dynamic had become obvious in more ways than one. He had big hands, a chiseled jaw, and the ready instincts of a herding dog. He was a dom. A large, cheerful, annoying dom.</i><br /><br />(Gai might not be a dom, and Kakashi definitely isn't the typical sub. But you know what, whatever they have is working for them.)<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/64729546">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=130293" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:130017 2025-04-07T19:36:25Z 2025-04-07T19:36:25Z public 0 Gimme Something, Anything, Please<br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 3,000ish<br />Summary:<br /><i>"Kakashi!" Gai put his hands on his hips, puffing up his chest and grinning broadly as the door closed behind him. "Your handsome, beloved, youthful rival has returned!"</i><br /><br />After a long mission, Gai is ready to greet his man of destiny with all the passion in his burning heart. Kakashi, on the other hand... Well, Kakashi just started a new book. (Bored and ignored kink)<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/64512580">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=130017" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:129558 2025-02-18T22:49:00Z 2025-02-18T22:49:00Z public 0 <b>The Art of Getting What You Want</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 2,100ish<br />Summary:<br />Kakashi runs an errand. Which would be fine, except he and Gai were <i>kind of</i> in the middle of something.<br /><br />(Inspired by my bad sex bingo 'leaving mid sex' altho tbh they have a pretty good time here.)<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/63205573">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=129558" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:129430 2025-02-11T02:13:44Z 2025-02-11T02:13:44Z public 0 <b>Wear Your Body Like a Costume</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 4,900ish<br />Summary:<br /><i>“Now,” the announcer yelled, “the man you’ve all been waiting for! The myth! The legend! The blue beast of Konoha!”</i><br /><br />Gai goes to the local strip club's ladies' night with his friends, who are <i>very</i> eager for him to see the headliner. Maybe too eager. But despite Gai's misgivings, there are some welcome surprises in store.<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/62956468">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=129430" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:129083 2025-02-01T20:16:20Z 2025-02-01T20:16:37Z public 0 Me n Dez doing weird toxic love triangles again. Mind the tags on this one, dark themes.<br /><br /><b>Listen to the Wind Blow</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai, Kakashi/Obito<br />Chapter wordcount: 10,300ish<br />Summary:<br />Kakashi disappeared from Konoha on a warm October night, a few days after the Village was devastated by the Kyūbi attack. More than a decade later, Gai is still trying to pick up the pieces.<br /><br />There's something keeping Gai tangled up with Kakashi. But Kakashi's entanglements go far beyond Gai, and the man at the bottom of the chain might just drag them all down, if they can't get free.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/62691814/chapters/160490197">Read it on the AO3</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=129083" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:128953 2025-01-14T18:45:46Z 2025-01-14T18:45:46Z public 0 Not only did Naruto start happening to me again in 2024, it's still happening to me in 2025...<br /><br /><b>Crescent Bruises and Towel Dried Hair</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Chapter wordcount: 4,700ish<br />Summary:<br />When Kakashi and Gai have sex, it's usually Kakashi calling the shots. But he wants to do something nice for Gai this time. Even if, for some reason, that involves letting Gai be nice to <i>him</i>.<br /><br />(Sadist Kakashi tries very very hard to give Gai his perfect hurt/comfort fantasy.)<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/62232094">Read it on the AO3</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=128953" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:128498 2024-12-20T16:49:45Z 2024-12-20T16:49:45Z public 0 <b>Too Much</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Chapter wordcount: 9,200ish<br />Summary:<br />Gai discovers that his boyfriend (boyfriend!!) Kakashi is, ah, attending to his own needs when he thinks Gai is too busy to have sex with him. Well, Gai is never too busy for Kakashi! And he's going to prove it!<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/61490155">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=128498" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:127758 2024-09-19T15:19:02Z 2024-09-19T15:19:02Z public 0 Dez and I spent the last month writing a goddamn novella, and we're starting to post it now:<br /><br /><b>Red Sun, Autumn Chill</b><br />Chapter 1 of 5<br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Chapter wordcount: 7,300ish<br />Summary:<br />The delegation from Iwagakure arrives in Konoha on a cold, misty morning. It carries with it wedding gifts, guests, and a man promised to marry Hatake Kakashi. Political marriage in the shinobi world has its own set of duties and expectations, its difficult conflicted loyalties. But Maito Gai has been obsessed with Kakashi since they were twelve years old. If anyone could make this work, surely it's them.<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/59045002/chapters/150531298">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=127758" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:127457 2024-08-29T16:58:29Z 2024-08-29T16:58:29Z public 0 <b>Dantian</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 7,300ish<br />Summary:<br />Kakashi is <i>not dying</i>. He's fine. But if it'll keep Lady Tsunade and his rival Gai happy, whatever, he'll get himself checked out by some chakra network experts. They'll probably tell him to eat some hot food and get back to work.<br /><br />That's not what they tell him.<br /><br />(A magical healing cock/dual cultivation fic to help Kakashi deal with the chronic illness induced by his very traumatic life.)<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/58548931/chapters/149162800">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=127457" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:126924 2024-08-18T17:47:43Z 2024-08-18T17:47:43Z public 0 Me and Dez have been writing tons and tons of Kakagai fic, and I'm behind on fic posts. So here's two! They're from <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/4290541">a series</a> that also includes two great fics by Dez.<br /><br /><b>Torn Green Paper</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />(see tags/notes for details)<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 21,100ish<br />Summary:<br />Outside of ANBU headquarters, there is a bulletin. A particular, infamous bulletin. Anyone can post, in theory, but in practice it ends up being a certain kind of person.<br /><br />Might Gai is not the <i>usual</i> kind of person. Obviously, Kakashi can’t just leave this alone.<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/57616999">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><b>Exposure Therapy</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />(mostly cuck stuff, see tags/notes for details)<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 4,000ish<br />Summary:<br />Kakashi doesn't like seeing Gai with other men. He doesn't like seeing the way Gai smiles at them, or the way they smile back. He doesn't like thinking about the day when Gai inevitably finds someone better to spend his time with.<br /><br />But he needs to stop snapping at shadows. Maybe if he can just get used to the idea...<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/58278916">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=126924" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:125993 2024-05-24T21:00:38Z 2024-05-24T21:00:38Z public 0 Hello I've spent the last month writing kakagai mpreg. Trans man Kakashi, probably not going the direction you expect.<br /><br /><b>We Are All Flesh</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: mature<br />(see tags/notes for details)<br />Characters: Kakashi & Gai (trending toward Kakashi/Gai)<br />Wordcount: 8400ish<br />Summary:<br /><i>"Your clan has produced two great geniuses," said Koharu. "It is your obligation as Hokage to expand on this success and reestablish the Hatakes as a substantial presence in Konoha."</i><br /><br />Kakashi doesn't care much about the family name, but he does want kids. A family. People to protect. Technically he has the capability to make that happen. The only problem is that he doesn't have a partner, and also the thought of getting pregnant makes him feel sick.<br /><br />Luckily, Gai has a solution.<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/56143201">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=125993" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:125806 2024-05-17T14:12:27Z 2024-05-17T14:12:27Z public 0 <b>Ambulatory</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: pg<br />Characters: Kakashi & Gai (pre-slash)<br />Wordcount: 2400ish<br />Summary:<br /><i>Kakashi's meds had been a problem ever since he joined Anbu, and Gai felt completely inadequate to offer any help. He understood the necessity—you cared for wounds to make them better, and chronic injuries required attention and support too. But wounds in the mind seemed more troublesome than cuts or strains or even poison. No one ever said 'oh, that antidote didn't work. Let's wait three weeks and try another one.' Or 'hmm, maybe your body doesn't like stitches, let's try letting it scar instead.'</i><br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/55960747">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=125806" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-01-04:685221:125477 2024-05-07T22:11:39Z 2024-05-07T22:11:39Z public 0 Hello apparently this is what I'm doing now<br /><br /><b>Stand Me Up at the Gates of Hell</b><br />Fandom: Naruto<br />Rating: adult<br />(explicit sex)<br />Characters: Kakashi/Gai<br />Wordcount: 6500ish<br />Summary:<br /><br />Gai's exuberant lack of filter and Kakashi's unwillingness to back down lands them in a chastity challenge. Which Kakashi is going to win, obviously. Even if he has to redefine what winning actually looks like.<br /><br /><a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/55757878">Read it on the AO3!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=neveralarch&ditemid=125477" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments